003 ♝ Text | Action for Goldenrod

[parkour]

It's been a bit quiet as of late, hasn't it?

I wonder how long it'll be this way.

[It's short, simple and to the point. A good way to gauge reactions from people -- who likes the quiet, who misses excitement, who is skeptical it'll last much longer. In any case, it's time for him to get on with his business.]

[For those in Goldenrod, you may see him hopping rather merrily along. He may be empty handed, or you may see him carrying four very different eggs! Or maybe you see him in that in-between, while he's at the Breeding Centre picking up his order.]

[Whatever it is... he wants to talk to you. He wants to see what you think of all these things! Flag him down, trip over his feet, ask him on a date... Izaya won't mind.]

Comments

[text]

[parkour]

Nothing out of the ordinary, of course.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

do you want something crazy to happen??

[text]

[parkour]

I never said that, did I?

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

not... really, no.

[text]

[parkour]

Not at all, actually.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

it just sounded that way ok?

[text]

[parkour]

Clearly, you misunderstood me.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

well what do u mean then?

[text]

[parkour]

I only mean that it seems strange - and that maybe it's time to prepare for the unexpected.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

why?

[text]

[parkour]

You really are slow on the uptake. Every single time...

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

what's that supposed to mean!!!

[text]

[parkour]

Just what it sounds like, of course.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

look dude! i just asked what you meant for 'prepare for the unexpected'!

[text]

[parkour]

Prepare.
For.
The.
Unexpected.

It's self-explanatory.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

what like ghosts? snow? those things are unexpected....

[text]

[parkour]

Anything unexpected.

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

now why are we preparing for unexpected things?

[text]

[parkour]

Would you rather be unprepared?

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

well, no.

[text]

[parkour]

And that's exactly why!

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

it is?

[text]

[parkour]

Still having problem with your basic addition?

[text]

[noodlegoggles]

NO!!

[text]

[parkour]

You sound so sure of yourself!